lizclimo:

don’t litter, it scares the sharks

lizclimo:

don’t litter, it scares the sharks



abeautyinyourresistance:

All I want is an apartment in a city, a decent job, a pet, WiFi, TV and someone to have sex with.




thecaptainjacksparrow:

merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

theking-and-hislionheart:

kelseytvs:

revoltingnaughtynewsie:

animalbks:

tony-wiseau:

If you don’t like Elizabeth Swann you’re wrong.

Keira Knightley was 17 there

REALLY?!

Yup Keira was 16/17 for the filming of the first Pirates movie and here I am at 20, and all I’ve done today is study chemistry, eat cookies and cry a lot.

i stopped loving her when shE BURNT THE FREAKING RUM

I didn’t realize Captain Jack Sparrow had a tumblr

yes, I do. And I am still pretty upset, miss Swann. :(

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mashable:

So many items arranged so beautifully.




c1rcasurvive:

redesignrevolution:

Artist Collaborates with 2-Year-Old Daughter and Creates Works of Art

Oh my god this is fucking amazing




detectivesangelstardisandwands:

thedroidurlookingfor:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

just-for-shit-and-giggles:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.

BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS.

it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman

She’s his Barney Stinson.

Haaaaaaaaaave you met Steve?

"Not this game again Tasha, we are not playing-"
"Haaaaaaavvve you met Steve?"
"…. hi."

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callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

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mockingday:

Watch Emma’s speech and take action



pineplapple:

pineplapple:

What is happening

help me

pineplapple:

pineplapple:

What is happening

help me





I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)

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