don’t litter, it scares the sharks
All I want is an apartment in a city, a decent job, a pet, WiFi, TV and someone to have sex with.
If you don’t like Elizabeth Swann you’re wrong.
Keira Knightley was 17 there
Yup Keira was 16/17 for the filming of the first Pirates movie and here I am at 20, and all I’ve done today is study chemistry, eat cookies and cry a lot.
i stopped loving her when shE BURNT THE FREAKING RUM
I didn’t realize Captain Jack Sparrow had a tumblr
yes, I do. And I am still pretty upset, miss Swann. :(
So many items arranged so beautifully.
Oh my god this is fucking amazing
I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.
it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman
She’s his Barney Stinson.
Haaaaaaaaaave you met Steve?
"Not this game again Tasha, we are not playing-"
"Haaaaaaavvve you met Steve?"
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died
My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)